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VP KILLED IN CRASH!
The UCAS State Department has confirmed that Vice President James Mitchener was killed in yesterday’s suborbital crash in the Redmond Barrens. Press Secretary Ari Fletcher told the media gallery that Mr. Mitchener was unexpectedly moved to the commercial flight from Chiba, Japan, after his charter flight experienced mechanical problems and was forced to return to the airport shortly after takeoff. Mr. Fletcher also expressed President Colleton’s sadness at the loss of her colleague, and extended condolences to his family on behalf of the entire administration and the nation.
The investigation into the cause of the crash remains ongoing, although officials are hopeful that answers will be forthcoming now that the so called “black boxes” have been recovered. They have refused to speculate on the validity of isolated eyewitness reports that suggest a collision with an LAV may have been the cause.