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  • 05 May 2072

    Brought to you by: Big Rhino restaurant - Authentic ork cuisine and family-friendly dining. h3(=). Corporate Elite Lose Son Local corporation Microdeck today admitted that it has been searching for the missing son of a high ranking executive. Unable …

  • 07 May 2072

    We now go to Sarah Billingsley reporting on live feed from Toronto bq). Thank you, Jeff. bq). I am live at the site of the explosion that rocked the downtown Toronto earlier this morning, where TFC(Toronto Fire Commission) crews continue to battle …

  • 25 May 2072

    Brought to you by: StarKaf - It's not just soykaf, it's StarKaf! h3(=). Budget Set for Early Release Seattle Governor Kenneth Brackhaven has hinted that the '73 budget might be released early and that there will be more than a few perks for the …

  • 27 May 2072

    Brought to you by: Ares Macrotechnology - Real Guns for Real Men! h3=. Lone Star Assault Kills Dozens Residents of Puyallup were shocked yesterday evening when a police assault squad dropped into the peaceful neighborhood with guns blazing. …

  • 05 June 2072

    Brought to you by: Everett Community College - Opening the doors to your future. h3=. Close Call at SeaTac Several hundred international passengers are happy to be on solid ground at SeaTac airport today. A sub-orbital operated by JAL(Japan Air …

  • 08 June 2072

    We now go to Sarah Billingsley, reporting on live feed from Seattle.

    Thank you, Jeff. I'm reporting live from the suburb of Everett in the Seattle Metroplex, where fire crews are putting out an early-morning blaze in this mostly …

  • 21 June 2072

    Brought to you by: The Mogul - Fine Indian dining you won't soon forget h3=. Ticket Riot Kills Twelve Downtown Seattle is in shambles today after a late night riot at Shiawase Center. Huge crowds had gathered to purchase Excrement tickets in person …

  • 19 Jul 2072

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    h3=. Tour Ends with Smashing Success London thrash-metal band, Excrement, concluded its North American tour, _*Code Brown*_, last night. The rockers performed in front of five …

  • 27 July 2072

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    h3=. Gang Violence Rocks Tacoma Several neighborhoods in west Tacoma were shaken last night by a series of violent clashes. Local clubs were targeted by teams of tattooed …

  • 28 Jul 2072

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    h3=. Cops Injured in Redmond Shootout Six Lone Star patrol officers were injured yesterday evening during an attempted arrest in the Redmond …

  • 10 Aug 2072

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    h3=. Crisis at the Crazy Bin McNeil Island Mental Health Center was the scene of violence and mayhem yesterday afternoon as the treatment facility was attacked by …

  • 17 Aug 2072

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    h3=. Lone Star Inquiry Begins Today The public inquiry into the conduct and policies of the city policing contractor is set to open this morning. The …

  • 24 Aug 2072

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    h3=. Lone Star Bust Saves Hundreds Representatives from Lone Star announced this morning that an undercover operation last week prevented the deaths …

  • 30 Aug 2072

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    h3=. Wayward Son Rescued Paul Simmonds, son of Microdeck VP Jack Simmonds, was rescued last night in a dramatic gun battle in the Fort Lewis wilderness. Members of a …

  • 31 Aug 2072

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    h2=. VP KILLED IN CRASH! The UCAS(United Canadian and American States) State Department has confirmed that Vice President James Mitchener was killed in …

  • 02 Sept 2072

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    h3=. Tragic Crash Likely Accident ITSB(International Transportation Safety Board) officials today released the first sets of black box data from IJA(Imperial …

  • 07 Sept 2072

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    h3=. First Soldiers Graduate from Academy Lone Star Security Services announced today that the first group of former Metroplex Guard officers have graduated from their accelerated …

  • 10 Sept 2072

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    h3=. Artifact Recovered in SeaTac Incident Knight Errant Security Services announced this morning that they have recovered one of the …

  • 08 Sept 2072

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    h3=. Chaos at SeaTac Kills Four Knight Errant officials have confirmed that a gunfight and bizarre chase scene at SeaTac International Airport early this morning claimed the …

  • 23 Sept 2072

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    h3=. Baseball Star Found Dead Mariners Baseball Incorporated today revealed that former pitching superstar Mark Garibaldi had been found dead in his …

  • 04 Oct 2072

    h3=. Rape Suspect Found Murdered Lone Star investigators have confirmed that Abraham Philips, the bartender found dead yesterday on the I-90, was under investigation for the alleged rape of Eréndira Bonilla, daughter of Aztlan diplomatic attaché, Arlan …

  • 08 Oct 2072

    Brought to you by: *Fast Freddie's Butchery - Fastest and best cuts in town* h3=. Executive Testimony Finally Ends Yesterday saw the conclusion of Roger Muran's testimony at the Hutt's Inquiry. The Lone Star Executive spent a total 12 days on the …

  • 14 Oct 2072

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    h3=. Aztechnology Threatens Lawsuit Representatives from Aztlan and the Aztechnology Corporation today announced that they would pursue legal action against …

  • 18 Oct 2072

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    h3=. Twelve Dead in Lone Star Raid Representatives from Lone Star Security Services have refused to comment on the deaths of twelve Maritech Enterprises employees …

  • 24 Oct 2072

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    h3=. Colleton Continues to Struggle In the closing weeks of the election race, incumbent President Anne Colleton's campaign continues to struggle against the rising popularity of …

  • 31 Oct 2072

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    h3=. Simmonds Support Raises Republican Hopes Republican campaign officials are highlighting recent polling results that show incumbent presidential candidate Anne Colleton gaining …

  • 01 Nov 2072

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    h3=. Colleton Narrowly Escapes Assassination Attempt President Anne Colleton was released from Overbrooke Medical Facility late yesterday after sustaining minor …

  • 11 Nov 2072

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    h3=. Fraud Claims Fall Flat Democratic supporters were denied in their attempts to appeal Tuesday's upset win by President Anne Colleton. The UEA(UCAS Election Commission) …

  • 15 Nov 2072

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    h3=. Colleton Shuffles Cabinet Close on the heels of her surprise victory in last week's election, President Colleton announced changes to her political …

  • 19 Nov 2072

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    h3=. Killing Closes Downtown Clinic Underprivileged residents in the downtown core will now be forced to travel …